What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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