What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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