What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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