What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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